Alucard is Dracula Spelled Backwards

[MaxXimus]

I think he was talking about pokemon world.

In Soviet Russia, Pokemon run up to you, beat you up, put you in a ball, and make you fight with other people.

This is quite possibly the best parody idea for Pokemon ever concocted! What is it from, or did you make it up? If so, kudos to you my good friend!

[nurd]

Just thought of it.

I've always kind of wondered about that.

Really, WTF?

You find some animal, beat it up, and force it into a ball. Then, you make it fight, and sometimes you have to throw some rock at it to make it bigger.

If it were real, it would be called "animal abuse". Not being "Pokemon Master".

More like Slave Master. Massa.


You buy them and trade them. Sounds like slavery.

Whatever, the games are pretty good. Well, Except Diamond and Pearl. Those are awful.


I think POKEMON is a pretty cool guy.

Eh does animal abuse and
DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

[satoshi_matrix]

haha, it is kind of conterdictory. think of the bad guys in Pokemon - they steal pokemon by trapping them in nets, cages, bags or something of the like. the good guys steal pokemon by trapping them in little red and white balls and then carry six of them around on their goddamn belts as a form of a fasion statement.

[nurd]

And then somehow, if they catch more than 6, one gets teleported. Also, somehow they have a way of telling if you have more than 6.

[MaxXimus]

It's also strange that they just happen to know which pokemon are in which balls.

Another thing about pokemon that I didn't understand is that in the episode where dragonite is first introduced, he is a huge HUGE pokemon. Also, when telling the tale of pokemon, they say there are 151 known types of pokemon (at the time) but noone knew about mewtwo or mew for that matter, and noone had ever seen dragonite before. Don't even get me started on the supposed extinct pokemon which noone had ever seen before.

[nurd]

Or the other ares from different games.


LAIK WTF?

They didn't even know they were there, and Johto is connected directly to Kanto.

[MaxXimus]

How about how they automatically know a whole slew of new pokemon every season. They don't slowly find out about them. They just automatically know 100 more pokemon every season.

[satoshi_matrix]

Certain things are best left unanswered 

[nurd]

And how old are they?
In the first one, they are 10.

Who lets a 10 year old go on adventures with strangers and play with wild animals?

Also.

Gary Motherfucking Oak.

He's 10, But he has a car, a bunch of cheerleaders,and no matter what you do, he's already done it. Twice.

[michaelthegreat]

And who lets such language in a game for kids?

[manuel]

You must admit this is a great name, though.
I almost spit juice on the screen.

[satoshi_matrix]

Also.

Gary Motherfucking Oak.

He's 10, But he has a car, a bunch of cheerleaders,and no matter what you do, he's already done it. Twice.

SMELL YA LATER!