Signature Explanations

[ericj]

I'll take a peanut butter cookie. Thanks Google! 

[nintendodork]

I thought it was either a reference to metal, or something Obama said

[son_ov_hades]

Well I guess I should explain it more. That book is required for a class I'm in right now, my professor is insane and spent half one class period making us memorize that sentence. It's now weeks later and I still know it by heart.