Best spam email subject lines

[JC]

I love these things. They can be so entertaining. I tend to get them for four things: junk enlargement, ED pills, degrees and fake Rolex watches. Thought I'd share one:

Women will be eating your watch with their eyes.

This website illustrates them -- too bad they haven't posted anything new recently:

http://spamusement.com/

One of my favorites:

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/304

[nintendodork]

I've gotten about 3 that say "Swine flue cur, get yous now!!!!!!!!!!!"  And the first few words in the email were "Scientist in Minnesota has discovered the cur!  Get yous now!!!!!!!"

[133MHz]

Once I had this one lingering in my spam folder:

Subject: "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"

[manuel]

Yeah, some of them are funny, but most are just annoying. 

[Jedi Master Baiter]

That site deserves a Pulitzer.

God at Nightly games:

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/322

[nintendodork]

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/314

The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates.

and

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/308

Amazing Margaret

[PatMan33]

Had to take a screen shot of this one...



Lucky bastard.

[manuel]

*googles Megan Fox* ...  ...

Lucky bastard indeed!

[LocalToast]

"If night are not hot enough, this pilule will light the fire again!"

Message: "Heal for your woody!"

[nintendodork]

/\ I got that one, too.  Twice!

Here's 3 more




I think you can see them all just fine, but if you can't see the top one, right click --> view image

[Jedi Master Baiter]

Read this e-mail... or else!

[nensondubois]

I delete mine and report them as phishing scam. I'll share some next time I get some. The last one I got was from some vibrator.com advertising a mother's day gift. It definitely goes on failblog.

[nintendodork]

Prepare yourselves..what you are about to see could disturb and/or frighten young children.  Please escort them out of the room now...

Okay...


And this.

[JC]

Hey, open it up  --they're gettin' pushy.

[nintendodork]

That's just lazy.