1,000 Things You Learned from the Famicom

[nintendodork]

Think we can do it?  Let's give it a shot!  I'll start by getting some basics out of the way.

1) Japan gets cooler stuff than us.  Always.

[133MHz]

1000? Notta chance. 100? I bet we could do it.

2) Cross the right screen boundary and you'll end up on the left side, and vice versa.

[Jollie]

3. 1 acronym: SMB2J

[ericj]

4. Disks from the '80s can hold better games than "Oregon Trail."

[Nightstar699]

5: on Multicarts, Labels lie.

[MS-DOS4]

7. Attached controllers are annoying.

[manuel]

9. There is something from the 80s that's actually cool. 

[UglyJoe]

10. The NES is just a Famiclone with sound problems.

8. EXT port are useless.

My Family Basic Keyboard and 3D Goggles disagree.

[Jedi Master Baiter]

1) Japan gets cooler stuff than us.  Always.

Not true, Maniac Mansion anyone?

& there are lots of stuff from the '80s that are cool.

[JC]

12. It's OK to say "fuck."

[133MHz]

13) Soldiers might forget to wear their pants.

[L___E___T]

14 -

...That if you complete a great game and can prooved the justice of your culture, you indeed deserve heroic conglaturation.

[mrdomino]

15. Cartridges don't have to be grey.

[retroillucid]

16 -  Can't save anything on a Brand New Sealed Famicom Disk   

[nensondubois]

17. Don't feed the crocodiles.