1,000 Things You Learned from the Famicom

[racso8]

I wished i lived in japan, therefore i could actually play mine!!!!

[JC]

18. You can kill a super drunk if you're a dinosaur that shocks him with lightning that traps him in a huge bubble that you pop.

[MS-DOS4]

19. Buy lots of fine gauge sandpaper.

[nensondubois]

20. Your jump height is determined by flawed physics.

[133MHz]

21. You can jump off straight walls if your height at the time of contact with the wall happens to be divisible by 16.

[Jedi Master Baiter]

22. Tetris was actually licensed to Tengen!

[L___E___T]

23. Dodongo dislikes smoke.

[b1aCkDeA7h]

24. Pol's Voice really don't like loud noises.

[FamicomFreak]

25. Some hacks of original games are actually kewl (mario 8!!)

[nensondubois]

26. Babies can crawl fast, jump exceptionally high, and beat things to death with a single bell!

[satoshi_matrix]

27. Player 2 doesn't need Start and Select buttons. Player 1 doesn't need a microphone.

[b1aCkDeA7h]

28. The Ice Climbers really did club seals.

[nensondubois]

29. You can shoot red fireballs out of your right hand if you really try hard enough.

[senseiman]

30: Taking carts out and blowing on them when they don't load only serves to make you more frustrated when they still don't load.

[mobiusclimber]

31) That Japanese televisions have different channel frequencies that make using an RF a royal pain.