1,000 Things You Learned from the Famicom

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But that must be at least high school students or so right? Kids can't understand English yet and that's the same for all non-English speaking countries not just Japan.

[Nightstar699]

104. They must have played their games sitting right up next to the TV, as the controller cord length on the original FC system is absurd. Or perhaps they just moved their systems right up next to them.

[eCockpit]

105.  Raccoons can fly and turn into statues. 
106.  If you think cheap armor is going to help you rescue your girlfriend from the devil, you're gonna have a bad time. 
107.  It's dangerous to go alone.  Take a sword with you. 
108.  Capcom cannot predict the future.  It's 2012.  Where's Mega Man? 

[Cheetahmen]

108.  Capcom cannot predict the future.  It's 2012.  Where's Mega Man? 

Speaking of which,

109. Ken from Street Fighter never fought some weird alien things in 2010.

[eCockpit]

109. Ken from Street Fighter never fought some weird alien things in 2010.

Right you are.     Oh, and before I forget...

110. If all else fails, use fire!   

[Jedi Master Baiter]

110. If all else fails, use fire!   

Fun fact: fire destroys fire.

[JohnnyBlaze]

111. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot get sick from eating rotten meat. In fact, it will regain your health.

[eCockpit]

111. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot get sick from eating rotten meat. In fact, it will regain your health.

And going off of that...
112. Killing evil monsters  will sometimes give you money or Valentine's Day candy that will heal your wounds.