Sexy Moments in Famicom history

[JewWario]

So, I am working on another review that I got an idea for after watching GameCenter CX the 101st episode (Golgo 13).

Arino gets very giddy at seeing one of the girls undress for Golgo 13, and I thought... HEY! How about a "Top 5 Sexy Moments for the Famicom"?

And we're not talking the Sachen or Hacker games... we're talking games that had a "bit of the naughty" in them of you did something in the story or just as part of the story. Not nudity per-se... just something naughty.

Honorable Mention - Dragon Ball: Shenron no Nazo
5 - Ganbare Goemon 2 - Hot Springs???
4 - Magical Tarurutokun -Swimsuit shot???
3 -
2 - Momotaro Densetsu (hot-springs lucky dice roll)
1 - Golgo 13: Golgo 13: Kamigami no Koukon (Cherry Grace Undressing)

So help me out, peoples. Tell me sexy moments where some cleavage or skin is shown in a Famicom (Regular Famicom) game. If I use your game suggestion then I will put your name in the credits.

Also let me know how to view that image so I can record it for the show.

The video is gonna come out just before the end of the month on TGWTG, so do let me know as soon as you can.

If you have sexy moments for other consoles, let me know them too... I can always make other videos.

Thanks for the help all,
JewWario

[Jedi Master Baiter]

Sorry, man! I've been wracking my brain on this one.  I guess I haven't played enough FC games, eh?

The only thing I could think of was from an NESgame, Nightshade - when you open the curtain in the dressing room.

[Xious]

Color Dreams game 'Miss Peach World' (aka 'Menace Beach') has a bit of naughtiness to it, as does 'Night Trap. for the Megadrive CD.

Also, thanks for being awesome!

-Xious

[Jedi Master Baiter]

And we're not talking the Sachen or Hacker games...

[JewWario]

Yeah, I may have to rely on the GCCX games they showed...

Well, I still have time, so if anyone thinks of anything lemme know.

And thanks for the kind words, y'all.

-JewWario

[Xious]

'Menace Beach' isn't a lewd game; I forgot that  'Miss Peach World' is, like the Sachen-Hacker 'Pyramid' a game with revised cut-scenes and I was attempting to suggest the non-adult version...

I presumed that 'not that weird Sachen-Hacker stuff' means 'No games specially made to contain nudity for adults.' 'Menace Beach', which is the original release, is just another crappy Color Dreams title that has weird scenes of the girl you are rescuing with ever increasingly torn clothing, and it had a standard release in normal stores in the USA and Europe (IIRC) for kids.

This is why I didn't mention 'Papillon Girls', 'S-H Pyramid', or those Super-Pig games.

It also qualifies more for a special like 'YSPT (You Shouldn't Play This)'...as it's a horrible little game, but AVGN covered it a while back.

It was also re-sprited as one of the Wisdom Tree games. I find it amazing how it went from slightly naughty, to full lewd with naked, lesbo anime girls, to some bible-thumping story, all with no code changes whatsorever to the gameplay.

Also, let's not forget the 'Puff Puff Girl' in 'Dragon Quest IV'. (AFAIK, a 'puff-puff' is a titty-f*c* (full in the blanks), so that't pretty naughty. NOA changed this to a 'fortune teller'. There are also all those moments where the girls invite you inside for 'healing' in a lot of adventure, RPG and action-RPG games.

Take 'Link no Boken', for example, where the girl in scarlet always invites you inside with her.
What is Link doing in there? Maybe it's best not to ponder. f yoj want to extend naughtiness to kissing, then we have a few more games to add to the list, including the famous scene where Mario finally gets some action at the end of SMW and the end of 'Link no Boken' as well.

@JewWario: I'd really love to see a short special showing off your collection. Also, I suggest 'Fantasy Zone', 'JJ: Tobidase Daisakusen II', and 'Parodius Da' (a Penguin game that you unfortunately missed in your Penguin Games episode, which was neat). In fact, I have to get 'Yume Penguin Monogatari' now, thanks to your review.

It would also be nice to see Wai-Wai Part III covering 'Wai Wai World II'. If you didn't know, 'Wai Wai is an onomatopoeia for 'crowd noise'. I'm also shocked that you didn't do one on SMB2 (J) and Yumi Joko Doki Doki panic yet, to showcase them together nicely in gameplay, but I expect that you have a lot on your plate.

'Boku Dracula-kun' is another great Konami game you may want to consider, as is '3-D Hot Rally', which I think is the best racing game for the FC. Do you have the Family Basic KB or 3D system? If you ever want to do a review featuring them, and you need a demo set, I can loan them out to you. 'Halley Wars. is also an awesome shooter with an interesting twist.

I'll think about other obvious scenes in games with naughty moments in the meanwhile.

-Xious

[nintendodork]

A thing that seems to be kind of a running gag with Nintendo is the "? ? ?" item in random Nintendo games, such as in Super Mario RPG, Super Paper Mario (I think), and in Captain Rainbow.  None of those happen to be NES games (although there may be a NES game that has it that I can't think of), but you could use them in other videos, as you said.

[satoshi_matrix]

Maybe the showgirl in Parodius Da?

[Xious]

Let's not forget 'Peach Boy' with that twisted 'birth' scene, although it's not exactly what I'd call sexy, it's certainly lewd and obscene

Also, for YCPT, I suggest:

Gimmick!
Quarth
DeBlock
Arctic: The Rail-Playing Game
Tetris 2+Bombliss
Arkanoid II

'Quarth', 'DeBlock', 'Arctic' and 'Tetris 2+Bombliss' can probably all be turned into one review about puzzle games.

'Galaxian', 'A Week of Garfield', and 'Dragon Buster' would also work, as would 'New Ghostbusters II', for none of them ever saw a USA release and they are all playable games by English-speaking players.

[Medisinyl]

Took this photo when I played through Hi No Tori for my sale thread.  Seemed like something that may have been edited for an NES release.

   

[Xious]

I think I remember the statues in Akumajou Densetsu being nude too. I know there was another translated game with censored statues.

Also, although it may go without saying, let's not forget Samus' strip-tease at the end of every Metroid title.

-Xious

[Jedi Master Baiter]

In that case, the Famicom version of Maniac Mansion has a nude statue (the same kind that was removed in the NES version).

[Medisinyl]

I think I remember the statues in Akumajou Densetsu being nude too. I know there was another translated game with censored statues.

Also, although it may go without saying, let's not forget Samus' strip-tease at the end of every Metroid title.

-Xious

Yes, they censored several CVIII items... changed the sex of the Medusa as well. 

[mobiusclimber]

If you like squat, blocky dudes, there's the bare ass scene in River City Ransom (don't make me go look up the Japanese title...).

[Toneman]

Moby from "Chitei Senkou Bazolder/WURM: Journey to the Center of the Earth" is a sexy bitch