corny/bad jokes. got any?

[linkzpikachu]

what did the robot say to the centipeed.
STOP BEING A CENTIPEED!

get it cause the robot aint got no arms 

[nensondubois]

Why did the organ cross the road?

Spoiler

It wanted to reed the sign on the other side.

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[Jedi Master Baiter]

A man walked into a bar...

ouch.

[Peps1ru1es92]

Two men walk into a bar. You'd think one would've ducked.

[jpx72]

Grandma was walking, and suddenly lost the walk. .. . .. (well, I don't think it has the same meaning in english though)

[NintendoKing]

Whatever happened to the missing person?

Nobody knows they are still missing.

[jpx72]

E. T.    C A L L   H O M E !!!
...
...
...and the phone was busy.

(and one actually good:
"Grandma! Have you seen my Extasy pills? ... F**k the PILLS! But have you seen THAT DRAGON IN THE KITCHEN???")

[Kiddo]

An old one but a good one.

A man was sunbathing at a nudist beach. Then a small girl walks up to him, point to his crotch and asks: "Hey mister, what's that".
The man sat up, pointed to his penis and said: "That's a duck", then to his testicles: "Those are the duck's eggs", and lastly he pointed to his pubic hairs and said: "And this is the duck's nest".
The girl seemed satisfied with the answers and skipped away. The man returned to sunbathing and drifted off to sleep. When the man woke up he was in the hospital. Startled and in a lot of pain the man called for a doctor to explain what happened to him. There was no doctor in sight but the little girl from the beach walked up to his bed with a look of disapointment on her face.
The man asked: "Why am I here? What happened?"
The girl replied: "Well, you see mister. When you fell asleep your duck woke up, and it seemed so lonely. So I decided to pet it for a bit so it could go back to sleep. But then the duck threw up on me! I was so mad that I twisted the duck's neck, broke her eggs and set fire to her nest!"
The man said: 

Morale of the story. Always tell the truth to sociopathic kids 

[nensondubois]

lol that was a good one!

[linkzpikachu]

LOL RFLMAO

[famiac]

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[linkzpikachu]

heres one: pussy

if you dont get it you never will

[jpx72]

heres one: pussy

..I don't get it
but reminded me of a page in our english-classes book. There was a picture of a girl and a cat with this written under it:
"This is Penny."   "This is pussy."   "This is Penny's pussy."

[linkzpikachu]

what do tornadoes, hurricanes, and women all have in common?

Spoiler

in the end they all get the house

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